Ramble Much ?

uhh where do I start, i have a lavalamp in my room, my walls are fully covered in grafeeti. Took about 4 days of me sleeping on the couch for the room to air out. My lavalamp is my cool nitelite. I'm not scared of the dark, im scared of whats in it. I stay on cloud 9, thats why i cant pay attention that anything that doesn't have anything do with life. That's why I slackk in school. Call it an excuse. I don't make excuses. I make explanations. I wanna be a rapper when I grow up. Meet P.Diddy, scuff his shoes, and put a stain on his shirt. Not so bad now huh Diddy!? Wanna meet lil wayne too. Spend A day with him. I bet he's light skinned, he just has too many tattoo's. Took a bath in tattoo ink. I wanna design clothing too. High five Christian Audiger. His designs are hott, not like Paris Hillton though. She's the richest peice of trailer trash since Hulk Hogan. I wanna get 10 grammy's, 5 BET awards, 12 VMA's, 20 mixtape awards, and 13 shoes dedicated to me by the time i hit 25. I hate chains, ice doesnt really appel to me. I simple jesus piece will do. I'm not copying Kanye, he took his off. I have the right to pick it up. I wanna be in a movie like Superbad. I'm Mclovin. Lol, i bleached my shirt that says that. Its pretty fkd up now. Couldnt be seen wearing that. Throw that in the garbage. BALLIN! Missed the garbage can by a mile. Lol I cant even throw that far. im over exagerating. A few feet. Basketball is my worst sport. I can only play street ball. I'm gonna punch somebody in the face in organized football. What's easier than shooting a ball into a basket? Running a ball the size of your forearm into a rectagle bigger than your drive way. Maybe even running in a big oval. I hate soccer too, DONT KICK MY LEGS KICK THE BALL! I walk with these things. Shin guards dont block metal cleats. I really wanna punch 50 cent in the face. Give him that one last shot. Give Rick Ross a load off his back 50 was crushing that man odee. By the end of 30's ill be the best pop culture idol/fashion icon/fashion designer/skateboarder/dj/porn star/male stripper/oylmpic runner/forground dancer(fk back ground)/chief/video game desinger/ect. If Jason Bourn and James Bond made a tag team they'd almost be near my performance. Lol. I'm writing that down. I'm so fly I have to sky dive just to give got a high 5. Thats cool. Im madd hyper too much CHOOOOOCCCCCLLLLLATEEEEEE lol the spongebob episode was hallarious. Lemme stop before I go to far. Lmao. I should be on one of those HP Palvion Laptop commericals (x3)<---Look sideways its a face